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"I'm bringing it back."

That's what i said when they asked me why I'm wearing a tie.

"You and your polo shirts bore me to death. It's time for something new around here. I'm bringing The Tie back."

Then they asked me why I'm wearing jeans.

"They're more comfortable than slacks or suitpants or whatever."

I'm bringing it back, but I'm bringing it back MY WAY.

I'm rocking it interrobang-style.

I'm wearing a tie AND I'm wearing jeans.

The sartorial equivalent of a mullet.

Yeah. You heard me. I said it.

"Business up top,
party down below."

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Posted by Keeferman at 04:25 PM | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBacks (0)

Every morning on my commute to work i spend the whole drive watching the clock and making mental calculations. Depending on how many times i hit the snooze button and how bad traffic is, the drive has varying degrees of tension...

7:29 and I'm off. It's only 25 minutes, so i should be alittle early.
7:35 and I haven't gotten to the highway yet? I'm gonna be late.
7:47? Really? That was quick. I gained time and I'm gonna be early.
7:54! Stupid downtown traffic! I'm gonna be late!

Today though was a different story.

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Posted by Keeferman at 02:14 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Don’t you hate it when you change your alarm on the weekend or when you’re on vacation… and then you wake up and look at the clock… but it doesn’t make any sense? Like… “something’s very wrong here, but i can’t quite figure it out”. And then you’re like: “OMG! I’m so fricken late!”. And then you jump up and hit the shower -and only THEN does it occur to you… “Ohhhhhhh, yeah. It’s the weekend. I’m not late for work. I’m right on time for play”. And you can’t believe you wasted good adrenaline like that.

Yeah. i hate that.

And then there’s Monday when you forget to set the alarm back to it’s regular time and you look at the clock and it just doesn’t make any sense and you’re thinking: “maybe it’s the weekend”, but then you realize it’s NOT the weekend and then you’re like: “OMG! I’m so fricken late!”.

Yeah.

Posted by Keeferman at 01:23 PM | Permalink

Flashback to yesterday morning when i get a call from my mom...

"Hello?"

"Are you alright?"

"Uh, yyyyyeah."

"Well, what about that tornado?"

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Posted by Keeferman at 04:51 PM | Permalink

From: Keeferman
Sent: Tuesday, June 12, 2007 3:42 PM
To: Spencer
Subject: RE: "Before" Party

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Posted by Keeferman at 08:56 PM | Permalink