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I Want To Send You To Mars

Thanks to my well-placed government connections, i can actually help you get to Mars. There's a radical new civilian program with absolutely no prerequisites whatsoever. Seriously. To get started, click on this link which'll direct you to NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory...


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