Worsts
The second worst thing in the world happened to me last night. -No, no i didn't lose cable TV, so don't panic. i did, however, lose my home Internet connection. It was terrible. First i blamed my laptop. Then i blamed my wireless router. Eventually i discovered that it was my actual broadband connection.
i powercycled and reset and did everything i could. Then i had to call my provider. They ran a series of tests and determined that my modem had failed and they'd have to ship me a new one -which would take from 24 to 48 hours. Wait. What?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!