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Note to Thumb:
Next week is a "short week" for me.
That means I'm ideally positioned to drop an unnoticed 8pm comedy bomb on Tuesday March 31st which should esplode nicely when somebody steps on it Wednesday April 1st and i don't gotta worry about no foolish repercussions or consequences 'cause i won't be here.
Please consider the following modest proposals...
Option 1. Fry an egg to go along with that dessicating balogna in the fridge.
1b. Duct-tape the pair up under Spencer's desk, right above his lap.
Option 2. Bring in a packet of jello gelatin.
2b. At "EoB" put it in a mold with water and small items from Tucker's desk, then freeze.
2c. At 8pm put wobbly paperweight (items) back on desk.
Option 3. Saran-wrap both bathroom toilets since all otherstaff gone after EoB and janitorial finishes by 7.
Option 4. Keep thinking. Think harder upon this. Think.
Option 5. Perhaps solicit more suggestions maybe.
Option 6. Take the high road. Be professional. None of the above. (You've got a mortgage.)
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