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Happy New Year!

Wow. 2007. No crazier than any other year i suppose, but still... wow. Nancy Pelosi up, Alberto Gonzales down, Barack Obama up, "Scooter" Libby down. Iraq is still burning and Palestine split into civil war. Saddam Hussein, Benazir Bhutto, and Boris Yeltsin are dead. Oh, and Atlanta's seeing it's worst drought ever. Jeebus. Just don't tase me, bro' (and no, i did not get an iPhone).

Officially, we ran inspection tours in Indiana, Hawaii, Scotland, and England.

2008. I'm going to Florida, California, and Indiana.

2007 Predictions
Who do you have in the deadpool?
Who wins the Republican & Democratic nominations?
Who actually wins the election and who's their Vice President?
Who wins the Superbowl, the World Series, the Stanley Cup, and the NBA Championship?

I'm pretty sure i already know.

More to follow.

Your friendly neighborhood,

Keeferman

Posted by Keeferman at 10:48 PM | Permalink

Dear Fans, Friends, and Family,

Crimefightin' ain't easy and it'll take a lot outta ya. After a brief hiatus, Keeferman's ready to get back down to work.

2007 was a great year -and not just because Keeferman moved into Keefermansion with his new family. 2008 promises to be even better, but you've got to remember to do your part. Goverment stipends aren't as big as they used to be, corporate sponsorship in these situations is unethical, and regulations limit the size (though not the Quantity) of gifts from individual public donors. Keeferman does, however, have expenses and a family to support.

You're civic-minded, but maybe you haven't really had the opportunity to express yourself. Perhaps you've been meaning to donate, but were just waiting for the right time. Well, it could be that the time is now. Why don't we all present Keeferman with symbolic gestures of respect and appreciation? Let's all give 'til it hurts.

Afterall, you gotta Give love to get love.

Thank you and Happy New Year,

-the Staff
"Ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask what you can do for your country."

P.S. Please forward all requests for acts of heroism to helpline @ keeferman.com .

Posted by Intern 55 at 05:33 PM | Permalink